Lights Out!

Santa's twin brother, J.R. Claus, resurfaced, sabotaging major residential Christmas light displays across the nation over the holidays.
"We were bewildered at first," explained FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder. "Some blamed local kids, but the assailant accomplished his feats in amazingly short spans of time, sometimes hitting several cities in different states on the same night.

Easter Factory to pick up the pieces after fire

Factory Fire

Early in December, a serious fire damaged the Easter factory that specializes in coloring eggs for the March holiday.
The factory is part of the color division of Bunny Enterprises.
"None of our R&D facilities were damaged," said the Easter Bunny. "But the fire ruined our manufacturing floor.
"We're going to have to replace the dyeing and sorting lines that were installed during factory renovations three years ago," added Bunny. "There's also significant smoke damage. Fortunately, no one was hurt."
The color factory was shut down for routine maintenance to prepare for the big rush in March.
"We're lucky this didn't happen during our peak season. When the eggs start rolling in, the factory runs twenty-four seven."
As a perishable product, the colored eggs are only processed for two weeks out of the year. The coloring process, which include brights and pastels as well as tie-dyes and sparkles, tends to reduce egg storage life.

"It would have been much more catastrophic had we suffered a fire in either the sweets or packaging divisions," added Bunny.